Attention Indian Men! Are you tired of your lack of dancing skills? Are you fed up of pelvic thrusting in the confines of your room? All those nights of standing still in parties and promptly going home to flail your arms in the dark, hoping no one sees how bad you look? Are you tired of practicing arm waves and body rolls in front of the mirror? HIDE NO MORE, GENTLEMEN.

On this humid, summery day, Indian men, you may step out of your shame. Gather around with your fellow horrible dancers for in this moment, we rescue you from a world of unsynchronized moves and the tyranny of the “Two Left Feet” syndrome. We usher in dance moves, sexier than the world can ever imagine. Give thanks with dance! Unearth your air gun moves, your flabby jhatkas, and your belly (cough) dancing!
Because, for all you men who Google “Easy dance moves to impress the ladies” at 2am under your blankets, Vir Das has a solution for you. Vir Das’ band, Alien Chutney, featuring Dub Sharma bring to you, Summer 2016’s #MANTHEM, “Nacho Like An Indian Man!” In no time, you’ll be the disco ball of the party, throwing around your newfound thrusts to the entire room. Step aside all professional dancers, because it is time for the awakening of the Indian Man Dance.

So, rise Indian men! Open your arms to your new #MANTHEM and be one with the Gods of dance! And finally, proudly, Nacho like an Indian Man!